A Corrupted Wish

[aattss]

You do.

I wish the gms in the roleplay section would post updates a bit more often.

[Silverware]

They do, but your sense of time is warped and it seems like they still take too long to post.

I wish people wouldn't metagame.

[aattss]

Wish granted. but you find out real life is a game which means you can't post replies

I wish that people would gain humam emotions

[The Ghost]

They do, and it drives them insane since the emotions of Humam's are foreign to Human brains.

I wish that I had more time to post.

[Silverware]

You get fired, wish granted.

I wish I had a better sense of time.

[The Ghost]

((I cant get 'fired' I'm "The Ghost", its a matter of available processing power.))

You do. Now you sense time, ALL of it. From the big bang to the wavefront of the temporal matrix and everything in between. They find you gibbering about 'the colors of time' and put you in a nice padded room.

I wish people would learn the rules of the internet. (Like reading forum rules before they post.)

[Silverware]

They do, then the rules change and people dont look at the new rules. Same problem.

I wish the people had to have a licence to use computers and another to use the internet

[The Ghost]

They do, and they wont give ether one to you.

I wish more of my users were worth associating with.

[Silverware]

A thousand times the number of users join and your servers die. But once they are back up you find out that not only do you have only twice as many worthwhile users you have 1000 times as many TROLLS.

I wish unicorns had two horns.

[WindWhitestorm]

They would be bicorn

I wish The Pocalypse could be updated faster.