What would you like on your gravestone?

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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby ummm24 » 27 Aug 2011, 12:54

Funny as hell when I saw it on the screen.
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Aka Crazy John » 21 Oct 2011, 12:46

Here lies John. He said Dog Food, and Died...
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Silverware » 21 Oct 2011, 16:49

"Come A little Closer"
then in smaller writing underneath
"Haha Gotcha"
With a pressure plate just under the surface that triggers a zombie howl sound effect.
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby HD Cerberus » 22 Oct 2011, 10:12

Or a trap door. :twisted:
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Silverware » 25 Oct 2011, 17:24

That gave me an idea for a minecraft trap, except you cant put a pressure plate on a trap door, bugger.

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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Irish Psycho » 25 Oct 2011, 23:19

"Lord of the dead's residence"

and install a doorbell
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby ZidaneRobbie » 29 Oct 2011, 01:41

My grave would say...
"RIP An arieal ace lays here after months of adopting the sky as his home but beware his flying halo banshee that will scream through the night"

Oh, this made me think of a new thing. If ghosts ever existed what would ur spectre be to terrify the mortals? Mine would the halo banshee. People shiver with fear when the screaming engines louden their chill encrusted ears. lol XD
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Noblaum » 30 Oct 2011, 11:23

This Gravestone is Made
of %100 Magnesium Element
Place Hand Here
AAAA
[ [ [ [ A
|____/
\___/


This joke is funnier if you know what magnesium does on contact with any moisture (including on human skin).

ZidaneRobbie wrote:My grave would say...
Oh, this made me think of a new thing. If ghosts ever existed what would ur spectre be to terrify the mortals? Mine would the halo banshee. People shiver with fear when the screaming engines louden their chill encrusted ears. lol XD

I need no vehicles, just give me Heavy's minigun spin-up sound. That's terrifying enough on its own.
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Silverware » 30 Oct 2011, 18:11

"Too bad he didn't believe in T-Rexs."
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Re: What would you like on your gravestone?

Postby Irish Psycho » 04 Nov 2011, 00:18

ahhh crap. think, how much did i drink last night.

why does physics hate me.

give me another try, i almost got it
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