What would you like on your gravestone?

[ummm24]

Funny as hell when I saw it on the screen.

[Aka Crazy John]

Here lies John. He said Dog Food, and Died...

[Silverware]

"Come A little Closer"
then in smaller writing underneath
"Haha Gotcha"
With a pressure plate just under the surface that triggers a zombie howl sound effect.

[HD Cerberus]

Or a trap door.

[Silverware]

That gave me an idea for a minecraft trap, except you cant put a pressure plate on a trap door, bugger.

"Lived Slow, Died Old."

[Irish Psycho]

"Lord of the dead's residence"

and install a doorbell

[ZidaneRobbie]

My grave would say...
"RIP An arieal ace lays here after months of adopting the sky as his home but beware his flying halo banshee that will scream through the night"

Oh, this made me think of a new thing. If ghosts ever existed what would ur spectre be to terrify the mortals? Mine would the halo banshee. People shiver with fear when the screaming engines louden their chill encrusted ears. lol XD

[Noblaum]

This Gravestone is Made
of %100 Magnesium Element
Place Hand Here
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|____/
\___/


This joke is funnier if you know what magnesium does on contact with any moisture (including on human skin).

My grave would say...
Oh, this made me think of a new thing. If ghosts ever existed what would ur spectre be to terrify the mortals? Mine would the halo banshee. People shiver with fear when the screaming engines louden their chill encrusted ears. lol XD

I need no vehicles, just give me Heavy's minigun spin-up sound. That's terrifying enough on its own.

[Silverware]

"Too bad he didn't believe in T-Rexs."

[Irish Psycho]

ahhh crap. think, how much did i drink last night.

why does physics hate me.

give me another try, i almost got it